Are you in control of your gastrointestinal functions?

no, i'm a crazy farting bastard.Are you in control of your gastrointestinal functions?
not really i am really the gassiest girl i know. but I'm cute so no one ever thinks its meAre you in control of your gastrointestinal functions?
most of the time! my husband? not so much. i sleep with a gas mask!
nope, those are uncontrollable muscles at work.


that being said, I don't fart all the time. that's gross.
Not really no, I work behind a bar and in a restaurant and it's a pest when I 'drop one and then have to take an order with the smell wafting around ... quite off putting I'd imagine :o)
Not as well as I'd like to be...











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I am not.
no!!!